What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

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