Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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