What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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