- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

Women can vote? wtf

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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