- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

John Cena

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

you will like this because i am black.

Feminism

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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