What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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A black man has a job.

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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