What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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Tall asians

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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