Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Ben Affleck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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