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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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