your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

I'm rick james bitch

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Know what's funny? Jokes.

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

women's rights, lol

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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