- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What is white and long? A New York winter

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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