Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Jordan is pregant

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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