How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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