Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Maths.

Get it? More.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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