- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? yes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

fava beans

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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