who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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