Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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