How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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ure mama's so fat

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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