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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.