A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Boner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Penis

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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