roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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