- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

your so fat. your fat!

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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