- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

meh

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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