Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Your face

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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