"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

i have yougurt mit traktor

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Homosexualism is so gay man

Please ignore this statement.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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