Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

scientology.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Gus's mom

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Loperson

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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