Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

kennah campion... being nice

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Knock knock come in.

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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