- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

THe Election

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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