roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

WOw you have no life

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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