hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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Niall Horan

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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I <3 Hitler

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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