- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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