What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

The queen having a shit

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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