Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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I C U P White stuff

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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