- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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