A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Women can vote? wtf

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Women's Rights

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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deez nuts

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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