- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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