- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

A black student graduated High School

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

your mom is so fat.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

woman's rights

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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