There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

A man penetrates another man.

I walk into a bar...

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Women's Rights

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Immigration Laws

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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