an emo girl walked into a white room

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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12/23/2012

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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What do I hate? people

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Anti Joke

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