Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

thumb_up thumb_down -16

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A penis walks into a bar..

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

thumb_up thumb_down -16

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

i keep getting thumbs down...

thumb_up thumb_down -16

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

thumb_up thumb_down -16

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops