What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

hi charles lattuca III

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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