- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

whats brown and sticky a stick

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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