- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

It's all Taggart

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What's 9+10 Ebola

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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