Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Jews

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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