Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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