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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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