Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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