Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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Loperson

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My Butthole.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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It's all Taggart

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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