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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

ecks! why zee?

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

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