why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Once upon a time a was born

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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