Christianity.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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Ben Corbishley

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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