A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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