- Anti Joke

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them