- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Liverpool City Football Club

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Black people in Camden NJ.

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