- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

A chicken walked into the bar...

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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