what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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vitamin c

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Ben Corbishley

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Christianity.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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