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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Your so gay, that you like men!

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Once upon a time a was born

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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