- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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