How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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