- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Whats the defination of cruelty

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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