- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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