- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

Your mother just died.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

a black guy walks into a black bar

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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