What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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women's rights.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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You have friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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