- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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