- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Firgen and the blung brigade

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Stop procrastinating.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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