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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Golf.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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