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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

A dead guy walks into a grave.

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

Your mother just died.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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