- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The chicken crossed the road.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

-knock knock! -doors open

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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I read the terms of service.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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