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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Golf.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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