- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

-knock knock! -doors open

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

I read the terms of service.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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