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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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