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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

what looks like a banana? a penis

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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