- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

don't just stand there

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Feminism.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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