A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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