why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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