How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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