- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The truth is he loves her!!

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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