a black guy walks into a black bar

thumb_up thumb_down -24

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

thumb_up thumb_down -24

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

thumb_up thumb_down -24

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

thumb_up thumb_down -24

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

thumb_up thumb_down -24

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

thumb_up thumb_down -26

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops