- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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