- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Women's Rights..

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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