- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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