What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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