Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

whats brown and sticky a stick

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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