- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

The lion swallowed his pride.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

what's black and can't swim?

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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