How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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