- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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