A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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Jews

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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