- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Dwight Howard

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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