What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Dwight Howard

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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