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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

read me write me

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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