what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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