- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

whats brown and sticky a stick

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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