Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

whats brown and sticky a stick

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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