- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What's 9+10 Ebola

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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