Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are on a boat, stranded in the middle of the ocean. Feeling a bit hot due to the above average temperature of an early april afternoon, the white guy and the mexican strip down to enjoy a refreshing dip in the water a few feet from the boat. The black guy, feeling a bit left-out and perhaps even envious at the apparent fun of the other two, speaks up "Hey fellas, do you think one of you could come sit in the boat so it doesn't float away so that maybe I can enjoy the water too?" Hearing this, the white guy and the mexican look at each other utterly astonished. Grasping for a rebuttal, the white guy gathers some courage and says "Do you really think that's a good idea?... You JUST finished your sandwich."

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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