- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

what is racecar backwards in reverse

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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